But if he sees you post kittens, he might bring home five kittens.
Or I can make him watch videos of wiener kittens and remind him my birthday is coming up >:)
But if he sees you post kittens, he might bring home five kittens.
Or I can make him watch videos of wiener kittens and remind him my birthday is coming up >:)
He didn’t get to read the boxers post.
Meh, I could’ve told him! I’m just happy that my blog is for me, and not like, “so baby, I saw you reblogged a sad gif… WHAT’S WRONG ARE YOU SAD WHAT DID I DO?” I am free to my own personal expression, it’s refreshing!
This is funny.
What about this entertains you!?
Are all the outlets in your house upside down?
That’s upside down…? Then yes.. yes they are.
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
At Hooters that just gets you a refill on your cheese fries.
Well shit… Moral dilemmas 2k12.
Just unpop his collar, and order boneless wings.
I’ll slap the waitress’ ass and get us kicked out. Eat McDonald’s in my car on the way home.
I thought my circle o friends was the only people that used “dudebro”. That’s awesome.
It’s such a good adjective, isn’t it?!
Hmmm. Must study this Canadian version more. Seems better than turkey and football.
We know how to accentuate our stuffing, eh?
Getting nauseous…
Everything tastes different lately….
You mean you don’t just have weird shaped nipples that poke through your bra?!
Plot twist: I’m genetically-engineered to be the next Octo-Mom.
I don’t give a damn about my bad reputation!
No. But I’ve danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Kudos for the Batman reference. One-upper.
Nooooooo, not Uggs!
THE /ONLY/ REASON PEOPLE DISS THEM IS BECAUSE THEY’VE NEVER WORN THEM. Have you ever walked on a cloud, Mr Asalikes?
tags: walked on a fucking cloud like sitting by a nice warm fire you don't even KNOW shady ease up man chill NA I CAN'T GODDAMNIT asalikes 
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